oh man anuva flat tyre! am gona buy shares in rubber

cause you cant drive lol

another week gone now my bastard exhaust has snaped

what do you do to the poor thing lol

drive it sensibly ovcourse. god knows i dont think me nd the golf toooobar are ment to be

is it worth out?

if yes, sell it

let someone else deal with it lol

little rust bucket

am goin home nd tell my daddy on u! pfffft

can i scoff him

if it wil shud u the fuk up then aiiii. scoff me mam 2 wen ur at it!

lol cheeky shit!

if i scoff ya dad will it wipe the constant smirk off ya face?

dont do women, sorry, ask nigel

he probs been there. take my dignity or sumic away then i mite not smile

whats your dignity,

what you hide in your pockets and glove box?

no i usualy leave that at home along with morels etc

haha

you should go on that ladette to lady thing on the telly you

makes you posh

its for lasses like, but im sure they'll make exceptions in extreme cases lol

i am posh. when i want. but i dont wana be posh. i prefer bein at ur level COMMON