flat!

oh man anuva flat tyre! am gona buy shares in rubber

cause you cant drive lol

another week gone now my bastard exhaust has snaped

what do you do to the poor thing lol

drive it sensibly ovcourse. god knows i dont think me nd the golf toooobar are ment to be

is it worth out?

if yes, sell it

let someone else deal with it lol

little rust bucket

am goin home nd tell my daddy on u! pfffft

can i scoff him

if it wil shud u the fuk up then aiiii. scoff me mam 2 wen ur at it!

lol cheeky shit!

if i scoff ya dad will it wipe the constant smirk off ya face?

dont do women, sorry, ask nigel

he probs been there. take my dignity or sumic away then i mite not smile

whats your dignity,

what you hide in your pockets and glove box?

no i usualy leave that at home along with morels etc

haha

you should go on that ladette to lady thing on the telly you

makes you posh

its for lasses like, but im sure they'll make exceptions in extreme cases lol

i am posh. when i want. but i dont wana be posh. i prefer bein at ur level COMMON

eurgh *turns nose up*

dont label me on the same level as you lol

thats a complete insult

aii to me cz ur below my level. when ya on ur knees that is

wouldnt go down there if my hat blew in!

not enuf room for a hat off ur head my dear

id probs have a job finding your little head anyways,

my eyesights not all that good

i may leave dignity etc at home but there a magnifying glass in wallet for times of need. quality rather than quantity init!

grower not a shower

exactly. when ur done with my father cum c mine!

proteins good for your hair

I had a flat last week and had it repaired, they made an arse of it so it cost me £60 for the pleasure for a new tyre
tyre spot told me to contact the head office of where it was done to claim compensation coz they did a dangerous repair